I have predicted (pretty much) every wrestler's 2023 in 3 Words or Less.
AJ Styles – United States Champion
Akira Tozawa – Loses a lot
Alba Fyre – Teams with Dawn
Alexa Bliss – Joins Bray Wyatt
Aliyah – Moves to NXT
Amari Miller – Level Up Wrestler
Andre Chase – Ends Chase U
Angel – Doesn’t win much
Angelo Dawkins – Gets Betrayed
Apollo Crews – Tony D Feud
Ashante “Thee” Adonis – Isn’t featured enough
Asuka – Winning run begins
Austin Theory – Beats John Cena
Ava Raine – Breakout Star
Axiom – North American Champion
B-Fab – Wrestles more matches
Baron Corbin – Feuds with AJ
Bayley – Carry’s her division
Becky Lynch – Mania Main Event
Bianca Belair – Turns Heel
Big E – NXT General Manager
Blair Davenport – NXT Europe Champ
Bobby Lashley – Challenges Roman Reigns
Braun Strowman – Still quite boring
Bray Wyatt – Does not lose
Brock Lesnar – Returns in Rumble
Bron Breakker – Main Roster Debut
Bronson Reed – Teams with Miz
Brooks Jensen – Heel turn
Brutus Creed – Gets left behind
Butch – Close to gold
Cameron Grimes – Debuts in Rumble
Carmelo Hayes – NXT Champion
Candice LeRae – Teams with Johnny
Carmella – New Reality Show
Cedric Alexander – Moves to NXT
Chad Gable – Continues being great
Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo – Feud with D’Angelo
Charlie Dempsey – Big Push
Charlotte Flair – Wins Royal Rumble
Cody Rhodes – Night after Mania
Commander Azeez – Reunites with Apollo
Cora Jade – Mania Weekend Match
Cruz Del Toro – Challenges The Usos
Dakota Kai – Loses tag titles
Damian Priest – Unsung hero
Damon Kemp – Drew Gulak Faction
Dana Brooke – I don’t know
Dexter Lumis – Turns on Johnny
Dolph Ziggler – Rumble rope spot
Dominik Mysterio – Continue to improve
Doudrop – Piper Niven returns
Drew Gulak – Creates Heel Faction
Drew McIntyre – Mania VS Gunther
Duke Hudson – Creates Duke U
Edge – Final Mania Match
Edris Enofe – Midcard Tag guy
Elektra Lopez – Midcard Wrestler
Elias – Turns Heel
Elton Prince – Wins Tag Gold
Emma – Teams with Madcap
Erik – Gets injured again
Fallon Henley – Loses her bar
Finn Balor – Wins Tag Gold
Gable Steveson – Wins Battle Royal
Grayson Waller – Finally wins Gold
Gigi Dolin – Featured less
Giovanni Vinci – Faces The Usos
Gunther – Battles Roman Reigns
Hank Walker – Less TV time
Humberto – Rarely featured
Ikemen Jiro – Burns his jackets
Ilja Dragunov – Inaugural European Champion
Indi Hartwell – Reunites with Candice
Isla Dawn – Wins Tag Gold
Iyo Sky – Loses Tag Gold
Jacy Jayne – Less TV time
Ivar – Has decent matches
Ivy Nile – Diamond Mine Leader
Jagger Reid – Tag Team Champion
Javier Bernal – Breakout Year
JD McDonagh – Main Roster Debut
Jey Uso – Creates Conflict
Jimmy Uso – Gets beaten up
Jinder Mahal – No crowd reaction
Joaquin Wilde – Performs really well
John Cena – Wrestles at Mania
Johnny Gargano – Feuds with Dexter
Joe Coffey – NXT Europe Star
Joe Gacy – First Championship
Josh Briggs – Goes solo
Julius Creed – Big Star
Karl Anderson – Stays in team
Karrion Kross – Loses to Roman
Katana Chance – Appears in Rumble
Kayden Carter – Loses her title
Kevin Owens – Major Mania Match
Kofi Kingston – Matches Cena’s record
Kiana James – Better in-ring
Kit Wilson – Another brilliant year
LA Knight – Massive babyface
Lacey Evans – Gets forgotten about
Lash Legend – Disappears from tele
Liv Morgan – Drops down card
Logan Paul – Special Summerslam bout
Ludwig Kaiser – Very entertaining
Luke Gallows – Tag Team guy
Lyra Valkyria – Breakout Year
Mace – Funny when used
Mansoor – Great Comedic timing
Mark Coffey – Tag Team Champ
Madcap Moss – Feuds with Solo
Malik Blade – Stays with Enofe
Matt Riddle – Feuds with Miz
Meiko Satomura – NXT Europe Star
Mia Yim – Leaves the OC
Montez Ford – Finally turns heel
MVP – Screws over Omos
Mustafa Ali – Never gets pushed
Nikki Cross – Joins Bray Wyatt
Nikkita Lyons – NXT Title Run?
Natalya – Teams with someone
Nathan Frazer – North American Champion
Omos – Squashes some people
Oro Mensah – Finally gets featured
Odyssey Jones – Big singles push
Quincy Elliott – Forms Tag Team
Otis – Turns back Face
Pat McAfee – Returns to commentary
Raquel Rodriguez – Becomes Women’s Champion
Rey Mysterio – Feuds with Bray
R-Truth – Answers Open Challenge
Randy Orton – Finally returns
Ricochet – Major Babyface Push
Ridge Holland – Nearly wins Gold
Rhea Ripley – Beats Bianca Belair
Rick Boogs – Turns on Shin
Roderick Strong – Loses to Melo
Roman Reigns – Best Year yet
Rip Fowler – NXT Tag Champ
Robert Roode – Returns to NXT
Ronda Rousey – Tag Team Champion
Roxanne Perez – Legendary title run?
Santos Escobar – Championship Contender
Sami Zayn – Feelings get hurt
Sanga – Dominant Tag Team
Sarray – NXT Europe?
Shanky – Never seen again
Scrypts – Never gets over
Seth “Freakin” Rollins – 2023 Best Wrestler
Shelton Benjamin – Wrestles on NXT
Shinsuke Nakamura – Returns at Rumble
Shayna Baszler – Tag Team Champion
Sheamus – Cements his Legacy
Solo Sikoa – Championship Gold
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