It’s that time of the year where I go through the entire WWE Roster and Predict what’s going to happen to them in 3 Words or Less! I had both some good and bad Predictions last year, so it’ll be interesting to see how well I do come the end of the year!
Adrianna Rizzo – Loses Title Match
AJ Styles – Not Seen Once
Akam – Loses a Lot
Akira Tozawa – Loses a Lot
Alba Fyre – Moves to SmackDown
Alexa Bliss – Returns at Rumble
Alex Shelley – Great In-Ring
Andrade – Always Shows Out
Andre Chase – Turns Heel
Angel – Gets Pinned Regularly
Angelo Dawkins – Tag Title Run
Apollo Crews – Quick Rumble Elimination
Arianna Grace – PLE Title Match
Ashante “Thee” Adonis – Proposes to Karmen
Asuka – Returns as Heel
Austin Theory – Finally Turns Face
Axiom – Best Tag Team
Bayley – Turns Heel
Becky Lynch – Wins World Title
Berto – Does cool Flips
B-Fab – Wrestles More
Bianca Belair – Feuds with Cargill
Blair Davenport – Appears more Often
Braun Strowman – Beats up Melo
Brinley Reece – Kisses Dion Lennox
Bron Breakker – Wins World Title
Bronco Nima – Wins Tag Gold
Bronson Reed – Main Event Player
Brooks Jensen – Heritage Cup Picture
Brutus Creed – Laughs a Lot!
Candice LeRae – Squashed by Jax
Carlee Bright – Bright N’ Grey
Carlito – Leaves Judgment Day
Carmella – Returns in Faction
Carmelo Hayes – Beats John Cena
Cedric Alexander – Successful Heel Run
Chad Gable – Always Amazing
Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo – Screws The Don
Charlie Dempsey – Continues to Impress
Charlotte Flair – Dethrones Tiffany Stratton
Chelsea Green – Fun Rumble Spot
Chris Sabin – Singles Title Opportunity
CM Punk – Wins at Mania
Cody Rhodes – Doesn’t Face Rock
Cora Jade – Doesn’t Win Anything
Cruz Del Toro – Does Cool Flips
Dakota Kai – Inaugural IC Champ
Damian Priest – Wins at Mania
Dani Palmer – Where is She?
Dante Chen – Appears in TNA
Dexter Lumis – Looks Cool!
Dominik Mysterio – Gets Betrayed
Dragon Lee – Takes out Rey
Drew McIntyre – Proper Championship Run
Duke Hudson – Main Roster Debut
Eddy Thorpe – NA Title Feud
Edris Enofe – Doesn’t Get Pushed
Elektra Lopez – Remains La Madrina
Elton Prince – Auditions for Netflix
Erick Rowan – Beats People Up!
Erik – Loses Tag Titles
Ethan Page – Screws CM Punk!
Fallon Henley – Main Roster Debut
Finn Balor – Singles Run (Finally)
Gigi Dolin – Doesn’t Improve
Giovanni Vinci – Literally Never Used
Giulia – NXT Women’s Champion
Grayson Waller – Feuds with Theory
Gunther – Cena Summerslam Feud
Hank Walker – Wins Tag Titles
Ilja Dragunov – Major SmackDown Star
Isla Dawn – Moves to SmackDown
Ivar – Loses Tag Titles
Ivy Nile – IC Title Opportunity
Iyo Sky – Wins Royal Rumble
Izzi Dame – Never Properly Utilised
Jacob Fatu – Destroys Everyone!
Jacy Jayne – Main Roster Debut
Jade Cargill – Attacks Bianca Belair
Jaida Parker – Wins Singles Title
Jakara Jackson – Moves to SmackDown
Javier Bernal – Wins Heritage Cup?
Jazmyn Nyx – Doesn’t Move Up
JD McDonagh – Becomes Singles Star
Je’Von Evans – Wins First Championship
Jey Uso – Rumble Final 2
Jimmy Uso – Wins Tag Gold
Joaquin Wilde – Wears Cool Hats!
Joe Coffey – Doesn’t do Anything
Joe Gacy – Looks Scary!
John Cena – One Last Dance!
Johnny Gargano – Wrestles at Mania
Josh Briggs – Has Good Showings
Julius Creed – Underutilised Talent
Karl Anderson – Loses a Lot
Karmen Petrovic – Accepts Adonis’ Proposal
Karrion Kross – Finally Used Correctly
Katana Chance – Returns to NXT
Kayden Carter – Returns to NXT
Kelani Jordan – Turns Heel
Kendal Grey – Bright N’ Grey
Kevin Owens – Doesn’t Beat Cody
Kiana James – US Title Challenger
Kit Wilson – Doesn’t Make Netflix
Kofi Kingston – Wins Tag Gold
LA Knight – Doesn’t Capture Gold
Lash Legend – Main Roster Star
Lexis King – Loses Heritage Cup
Liv Morgan – Loses to Rhea
Lola Vice – Wins First Championship
Logan Paul – Major Netflix Push
Luca Crusifino – Sorts Things Out
Lucien Price – Wins Tag Gold
Ludwig Kaiser – Splits from Gunther
Luke Gallows – Rarely Featured
Lyra Valkyria – Eventually Wins Something
Malik Blade – Not Properly Utilised
Mark Coffey – Appears in TNA
Maxxine Dupri – Doesn’t Really Change
Meiko Satomura – One Last Match
Michin – Wins Singles Gold!
Montez Ford – Wins Tag Gold
Mr. Stone – Friends with Stevie
Myles Borne – Breakout Year
Naomi – Nearly Wins Gold
Natalya – Moves to NXT
Nathan Frazer – Simply the Best
Nia Jax – Feuds with Stratton
Nikki Cross – Wrestles More Often
Nikkita Lyons – Wins Nothing
Noam Dar – Finally Returns
Oba Femi – NXT’s Best (Again)
Omos – Makes Rumble Appearance
Oro Mensah – Main Roster Debut
Otis – Always Comedy Gold
Pete Dunne – Doesn’t Like Butch
Piper Niven – Not Used Enough
Randy Orton – World Title Feud
Raquel Rodriguez – Feuds with Liv
Rey Mysterio – Never Turns Heel
Rezar – Loses a Lot
Rhea Ripley – Wins Back Title
Ridge Holland – North American Champion
Riley Osbourne – Heritage Cup Challenger
Roman Reigns – Still the GOAT
Roxanne Perez – Main Roster Champion
R-Truth – Does Comedy Segments
Sami Zayn – Another Mania Moment
Santos Escobar – Just Missing Something
Scarlett – Fights Nikki Cross
Seth “Freakin” Rollins – Regains his Monique
Shawn Spears – Recruits Izzi Dame
Shanya Baszler – Never Wins Anything
Sheamus – Never IC Champ
Shinsuke Nakamura – No Mania Match
Shotzi – Remains on NXT
Solo Sikoa – Not Pushed Again
Sol Ruca – Finally Wins Title
Sonya Deville – Same as Usual
Stephanie Vaquer – NXT Women’s Champion
Stevie Turner – Likes Mr. Stone
Tama Tonga – Mid-Card Champion
Tank Ledger – Wins Tag Gold
Tatum Paxley – Gets Betrayed (Again)
Tavion Heights – Continues to Improve
The Miz – Gets Netflix Show
Thea Hail – Finally Wins Gold
Tiffany Stratton – Loses to Charlotte
Big E - Wrestles this year?