Linus O'Howell

Jan 154 min read

Predicting Every WWE Superstars' 2024 in 3 Words or Less

Despite initially “cancelling” the idea of this article, I’ve got some spare time to fit something in so I thought it would be fun to Predict Every WWE Superstars’ 2024 in 3 Words or Less!

AJ Styles - Loses at Mania

Akam - Good Faction Run

Akira Tozawa - Still doesn’t Win

Amari Miller - Dusty Cup Appearance

Alba Fyre - Not used Enough

Alexa Bliss - Returns in November

Andre Chase - Loses Chase University

Angelo Dawkins - Wins Tag Titles

Angel Garza - Doesn’t Win Titles

Apollo Crews - Random Battle Royal

Arianna Grace - Continues to Shine

Ashante “Thee” Adonis - Doesn’t do Much

Asuka - Women’s Tag Champ

Austin Theory - Wins in Perth

Ava - NXT General Manager

Axiom - Main Roster Move

B-Fab - Women’s Royal Rumble

Baron Corbin - Wins Dusty Cup

Bayley - WWE Women’s Champion

Becky Lynch - MAMI Mania 40

Bianca Belair - Doesn’t Turn Heel

Blair Davenport - NXT Call-Up

Boa - Dante Chen?

Bobby Lashley - United States Champion

Braun Strowman - Returns as Heel

Brock Lesnar - Returns at Rumble

Bron Breakker - Finally Main Roster?

Bronco Nima - Stars to Improve

Bronson Reed - Continues to Impress

Brooks Jensen - Rarely seen Again

Brutus Creed - Tag Team Champ

Butch - Pete Dunne!

Cameron Grimes - Never Properly Utilised

Candice LeRae - Starts getting Pushed

Carlito - Spits Apple

Carmella - Returns against Green

Carmelo Hayes - Feuds with Trick

Cedric Alexander - NXT Run

Chad Gable - Doesn’t Beat Gunther

Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo - Feuds with D’Angelo

Charlie Dempsey - Heritage Cup Champion

Charlotte Flair - Instant Title Shot

Chelsea Green - Continues to Shine

CM Punk - Wins Royal Rumble

Cody Rhodes - Doesn’t Beat Roman

Cora Jade - NXT Women’s Champion

Cruz Del Toro - Fun to Watch

Dakota Kai - Returns at Rumble

Damian Priest - Doesn’t Cash in

Damon Kemp - Loses to Gulak

Dani Palmer - NXT Level Up

Dante Chen - Boa?

Dexter Lumis - Mania Battle Royal

Dijak - Championship Run

Dominik Mysterio - Still Booed Massively

Dragon Lee - Wins at Mania

Drew Gulak - Still Under-utilised

Drew McIntyre - Becomes a Champion

Duke Hudson - Leaves Chase U

Eddy Thorpe - Heritage Cup Run

Edris Enofe - Never properly Utilised

Elektra Lopez - Main Roster Appearance

Elton Prince - Always Entertaining

Erik - Returns from Injury

Fallon Henley - Receives Singles Push

Finn Balor - Wrestles at Mania

Gable Steveson - Never Seen Again

Gigi Dolin - Random Dusty Team

Giovanni Vinci - Gets Left Behind

Grayson Waller - Continues to Impress

Gunther - Ends Year Champion

Hank Walker - Loses a Lot

Humberto Carrillo - Looks Cool

Ilja Dragunov - Main Roster Ready

Indi Hartwell - Never Properly Utilised

Isla Dawn - Same as Indi

Ivar - Fun Raw Matches

Ivy Nile - Diamond Mine’s Coach

Iyo Sky - Retains at Mania

Jacy Jayne - JACE U!

Jakara Jackson - Returns from Injury

Javier Bernal - Teams with Paxley

JD McDonagh - Best Seller

Jey Uso - Mania VS Twin

Jimmy Uso - Mania VS Twin

Jinder Mahal - Loses to Seth

Joaquin Wilde - Fun to Watch

Joe Coffey - Doesn’t Improve

Joe Gacy - Gets Over

John Cena - Returns and Loses

Johnny Gargano - Tag Team Champion?

Josh Briggs - Decent Singles Push

Julius Creed - Breakout Star

Kairi Sane - Women’s Tag Champ

Karl Anderson - Random Backstage Segments

Karmen Petrovic - NXT Title Match

Karrion Kross - Well Deserved Push

Katana Chance - Loses Tag Titles

Kayden Carter - Loses Tag Titles

Kelani Jordan - Dusty Cup Final

Kevin Owens - Major Mania Match

Kiana James - Continues to Improve

Kit Wilson - Continues Being Funny

Kofi Kingston - Kofi Clause 2

LA Knight - US Champ YEAH!

Lash Legend - Meta Dusty Cup

Lexis King - Beard Gets Worse

Liv Morgan - Wrestles at Mania

Logan Paul - Loses US Title

Lola Vice - Unsuccessful Cash-in

Lucien Price - Drops Scrypts

Ludwig Kaiser - Solo Heel Run

Luke Gallows - Rarely Featured

Lyra Valkyria - Weak Title Run

Malik Blade - Random Backstage Appearances

Mark Coffey - Doesn’t Win Much

Maxxine Dupri - Wins Battle Royal

Meiko Satomura - Faces Iyo Sky

Michin - Decent Singles Push

Montez Ford - Decent TV Show

Mr. Stone - More Home Segments!

MVP - Random Raw Appearance

Myles Borne - Gulak’s Padawan

Natalya - Face and Heel

Nathan Frazer - Main Roster Debut

Nia Jax - Proves People Wrong

Nikkita Lyons - Stand and Deliver

Nikki Cross - Lurks in Shadows

Noam Dar - Loses Heritage Cup

Odyssey Jones - “Where is He”

Omos - Mania Match!

Oro Mensah - Loses a Lot

Otis - Always Entertaining

Piper Niven - Gets Deserved Push

Randy Orton -Turns Heel

Raquel Rodriguez - Turns Heel

Rey Mysterio - Beats Santos Escobar

Rezar - Beats People Up!

Rhea Ripley - Remains World Champion

Ricochet - Does Fun Flips

Ridge Holland - Good NXT Run

Riley Osbourne - Rejects Thea Hail

Roman Reigns - Wins at Mania

Roxanne Perez - Finally Called Up

R-Truth - Leaves Judgment Day

Sami Zayn - Loses at Mania

Sanga - Battle Royal Appearance

Santos Escobar - 2024’s Best Heel

Scrypts - Dropped from OTM

Seth “Freakin” Rollins - Best Wrestler, Again!

Shayna Baszler - Mania Showcase Match

Sheamus - Returns as Heel

Shinsuke Nakamura - Looks Amazing, Losing

Shotzi - Green Hair Returns

Sol Ruca - Women’s Iron Survivor

Solo Sikoa - Wins at Mania

Sonya Deville - Badass Return

Stevie Turner - Breaks up Fights

Tamina - Teams with Nia Jax

Tank Ledger - Doesn’t Win Much

Tatum Paxley - Gets Heartbroken

Tegan Nox - Appears in MITB

Thea Hail - Turns Heel (properly)

The Miz - Turns Heel

Tiffany Stratton - Main Roster Star

Tommaso Ciamp - Tag Team Champion

Tony D’Angelo - Main Roster Debut

Trick Williams - NXT Champion